I'd like to build a Javascript function that can read tips off of an XML or text document and display them randomly. I may up to two on screen at a time and it would be nice if they displayed different tips. The function would only need to change tips on page load and does not need to support async calls. I'm not exactly sure where to start.
JQuery is fine as well, although I have no experiance in using it and would rather not have to include multiple libraries.
For those that care, this is for a StackExchange site which has some JQuery capabilities baked in.

